stupeedgrandmotherstories

2009-12-28T07:28:00.000-08:00

Hey Homos

today was quite a fun day actually . alot of things happen . i went out to meet my frens , lepak2 . so plan meet at 2 , but eventualy meet at 2.40 . kaes so tarm and i went buy maggie 1st while waiting fer haran . den haran cam much later . so we sit one place under the shelter . den tarm talk bout the nenek jual keropok which is ever so popular . a few minutes later , and old woman came carrying a large plastic bag with keropoks inside . den followed by another one with a small child . and the third one came soon after . i and haran was like laughing already . but it was sad arh actually . no one wants to buy those keropoks cos of the stupid stories .

kae2 , den they saw us eating maggie rite , dey ask us to buy fer them . den we pity them mahh , so went to the shop to buy fer them . kae2 , den inside the shop saw my grandma . den i quickly run out of the shop . hahas . kk den went back in . kaes den buy 4 cups of maggie , but only 3 was filled with hot water cos not enuf . den buy fer them mineral water also . den i carry the plastic bag , tarm carry 2 maggie and de small boy carry one maggie . den walk back . den2 , tarm spilled some soup on his pants . den i like pity hym den i help him carry one arh . den even worse . i drop the whole thing . hahas . kaes not funny actually . den aft dat went back to the place tell the makcik de whole story . and feeling guilty , i payed her back two dollars . naseb dorang taq mrh . phew . kae2 den walk away frm dat place . den go lepak at tarm's playground . since de playground near his house we named it after him . hahas . kae den tarm showed us magic tricks . like rili2 cool magic tricks . super duper damn fucking cool magic tricks . i and haran were like wow . kaes den played taiti . de time was 4 pm . so decided to walk2 .

kaes den came to dis place which was rili cool . can climb here climb there . hahas . fun like hell . got the rock climbing , spiderweb and alot2 more arh . kae2 den while playing saw some indians entering the soccer court . so decided to join them . then got 1 guy from our sch . u noe de black2 , short2 guy , deneeth . yeahh dat guy . kaes den played soccer with them . at first it was fun den aft dat become more boring . and2 i broke my toe . like literally broke it . nvm hu cares . its not de whole leg dats broken . hahas . kae den stop playing around 5 plus . den walk2 to shop buy water all den go to this one block lepak . we talk3 . kaes den at 6 plus we went home . tarm walked home . i and haran take bus .

den when cross de road haran's slipper came off . and it was like in de middle of de road . den got one car coming . den he quickly run across carrying his stupid broken slipper . dat slipper almost got us killed . kaes2 den went home . aft dat afiq came , again . he baked cookies with my sister . quite nice arh actually . shd try some . kae2 dats all .

right now im missing her . i dont noe y . i saed i would move on , but it just seems so hard . haishh . but its okay . soon , rili soon , i'll forget bout her . i just want to . cos i noe we cant be together . so yeahh , wish me luck .

2009-12-26T05:48:00.000-08:00

Hey Bitches

today didnt go out , again . like fuck siak kater jerh naq kuar tpi taq . pfft . kay todae didnt do aniting much . same like yesterday . watch movie . kay so now like fucking sad . like rili rili sad . rili fucking chi bai deep shit sad . u noe wad i mean . kae2 , summary of de story ; sort of .

kay nvm i dont wanna talk bout it . i just wanna say good luck larh kan . harap2 kau dpt dier baleq . and no use bothering bout me animore . u'l be fine without me . im just an extra like i always have . as long as kau happy , im fine . .

kay2 i dont noe wad to say animore . she left me with nothing but a ' goodbye ' .

haishh...

2009-12-23T00:16:00.000-08:00

Heyloo Gays

heyy . today very boring . kaes im sad . yeahh i broke up with my gf . haishh . what to do . we made a mistake . a very bad mistake . spent a whole week feeling scared dat it will happen . lucky it did not happen . kay den de arguement continued . at last , we break . haiyahhh . it was nvr meant to be i guess .

kay so now i dont noe wad to do . just feeling lost and confused . back to my oldself . i like it dis way somehow . anw to her , i dont noe if ur words are true or not . srsly . u seem to prefer him . really , truth . haishh ntahh larh . kay2 , dats all . i wanna sleep .

2009-12-21T20:34:00.000-08:00

Heyloo Peoples

hey3 , im back . hahas . as u can see i put a nice heading dere . no more bitches , whores etc . see yatea , i changed . hahas . sry fer not updating . i was away fer a week in Batam . it was very boring . srsly .

took de mrt go Harbourfront . den take ferry go dere . book hotel all den go eat . dats de 1st day . 2nd day , damn i was sick . has a fucked-up fever and a bad headache . continued to de next day . 4th day dah baek . kay so bought some shirts . den watch movie . citer Avatar . okay larh kan . not bad , but not good . dats all i did dere . srsly very boring sak . haishh .

came back yesterdae at nite . msg2 her . i fcking miss her . wanted to meet today , but cant go out . haishh . sry kays . harap2 nex time leh jumper .

kay2 dats all , bye .

2009-12-13T03:33:00.001-08:00

Heyloo Noobs

currently no mood rite now . kae2 , actually dah okay . but teringat baleq , so now no mood . todae was very upsetting and also quite fun . let me tell u wad happen .

so plan to go out with family todae . cos father not working . but then she ask me to go out and lepak with her . after begging my parents , dey let me go . feeling guilty now . so plan to meet at 1.50 at treehouse but i came late . i arrived around 2.20 . couldnt find her . so waited untill bout 2.30 + went to de public phone and called her . dats wen i got upset . check2 , dier dah pat dlm bus gy sembawang gy jumper kwn dier . and i was like ohh okay .so then i was alone . rili2 frustrated with her . tunggu jerh larh jap agy . pfft . so called dii , go his house . from treehouse i walked to 899b . perh jaoh . but wat to do . ezlink card no money . after go his house call tarm turon . den we lepak pat playground near 711 . bobal2 kosong , maen taiti . kk den go home . haishh . rili tiring todae .

now at home like stupid , nth to do . still fed up with her . haishh . aku tawu mmg best paitao org tpi taqmoh anu pat aku . haiyahh . && , taqkan psl tuhh pon naq mrh beb . chill arh . bknnyer i jumper dier pon . dier dah paitao i . lerr . beh u jumper ex u boleh arh . haishh kiter asyek gadoh jerh . maner taq mendak ...

2009-12-11T07:54:00.000-08:00

Heyloo Hookers

hey . like my new blogskin ? hahas . i like it alot . thanks to Aida fer changing de blogskin fer me . :]
kae2 just a short post . nth much happen yesterday & todae . very de boring . summore my ppd low . sedih sak . cannot msg2 . haishh . srsly , i dont even noe wad i did yesterday & today . my mind is just blank rite now . btw , dis wed i wont be in sg . untill de next week . im going batam . woot . yeahh , imma fck dem prostitutes . aink , jkjk . just go dere relax2 , shop2 , chill2 . u noe .

haishh , will definitely miss u guys . especially her . haiyahh . and damn it , im missing her rite now . hahas . nvm2 , at least get to chat with her . hmm . to my dear fren , last long kays . hahas . lol random . kk i guess dats all . dont noe wad else to sae . and ouh yeahh , i srsly tot it was thursdae todae . hahas . kk bye .

ps/: i miss u so much fcker

2009-12-09T05:50:00.000-08:00

Wednesday , 9 Dec 09

Heyloo Bitches

heyloo . back blogging . hahas . decided not to keep this blog dead . ^^
kk , so heres wad happen todae . went to school to meet aida . yatea was dere too . den take taxi go her house . i stayed downstairs . kaes2 , den go macdonalds . dey eat , i watched . haishh . kk den went to 351 lepak2 . hahas , den yatea sing2 . suare bkn nyer sdp pon . hahas , jkjk . kk den i go play soccer , dey went to rini's house . kk , we lose . but we almost catch up okae . very close dok . kae2 , den went home .

everything was going fine . happy2 sumer . untill she told me de truth . haiyahh . haishh . dat was like rili rili heartbreaking . sedih sak . sedih giler babi . haishh . ur sad huh ? hu more sad dok . hahas . bodo .
tpi tkp . i shd move on rite ? hahas . yeahh . i dont wanna get hurt animore . ^^
kk dats all i wanna say . peace2 . =]

2009-12-04T02:57:00.000-08:00

Friday , 4 Dec 09

Heyloo Dilfs

sry i post again . but dis time , srsly last post . after chetting to yatea , i have realised sumtink . yeahh . kae2 , im gonna move on . and forget bout her . yeahh true u didnt force me , but u keep telling me to forget u . yeahh , so finally i will .. try . && i wont delete dis blog . but i will leave it dead . hahahas .

dis is a poem i made out of boredom . its fer dat special someone .

when i first look at u
ur smile melted my heart
i wanted to tell u i luv u
but it just seems so hard

days passed as we got closer
and my feelings for u got deeper
i think bout every minute
ohh for u , forever i wil wait

whatever i do reminds me of you
it seems dat ur always on my mind
i just cant live without u
how wish u could be mine

i may be mistaken for a fool
but my heart says is true
dat u my love , is beautiful
and i will always love u

kae2 , dats all . in dis two weeks , i've learnt alot & faced alot of problems . but im leaving it all behind now . so goodbye bitches .

2009-12-03T03:37:00.000-08:00

Thursday , 3rd Dec

Heyloo Milfs

sry never post fer a while . fer a long time actually . was away fer de whole week , baleq kampong . im not gonna talk bout it . cos its like so boring . nth to do dere . over de 5 daes , i watch like 7,8 movies ? its like a movie marathon . den in a dae , i slept like 3,4 times like dat . dats how boring life in kampong is . soo , i watched UP , 2012 , 4bia , ninja , scooby doo , jeniffer's body and another 3 movies i forgot . i watched UP like 5 times & 2012 3 times . haishh . it was really2 boring . srsly , no joke .

now life is really boring . a fucked-up life dat is . alot of problems here & dere . haishh . its rili hard to trust people nowadays . dey can backstab u . nvm , dont talk bout dat . im just happy to be back . got to meet my frens todae . play soccer at TC . hmm , dats all . && deres one thing to be hapy about . I GET TO GO 3M3 NEXT YEAR ! WOOOOT !! yeahh , dats de only happy part . dont noe y , like no mood like dat . kae2 , i noe y . let me tell u .

got a 'fight' with her . argue like dat . haishh , dont noe larh her . she want me to hate her . and also forget her ?
walao . its not easy larh , pls . but if u rili want me to , i will . dats where Project Strangers comes in . ooh i love PS . its progressing , but rili2 heart breaking fer me . but wad to do . dats de way she want it to be . so be it . haishh . mcm2 larh . kecoh btol .

ooh yeah , i almost forgot to tell . dis is probably my last post . im gonna either leave dis blog dead or delete it . so people out dere , err , bye ?

yeah2 , bye ...

2009-11-25T22:50:00.000-08:00

Thursday , 26 November 09

Heyloo Mofos

im here to say goodbye to all my frens . not really goodbye , i'll be back nex week . tuhh pon kalau aku panjang umor . haishh . anw , nari mlm baleq kampong . woot , fun2 . hoping to be back by tuesday . cos 3rd Dec nak kuar ngn kwn2 . tuhh pon kalau jdi . we'll see wad happen .

alrite , just a short post . nth much to talk about . kalau tk reply msg rili sry cos ppd dah habes . hehs . kk , hope to come back safely . i donnt wanna die in m'sia . kat s'pore taq perh . kk , bye peeps .

ps/; tc everyone. .

2009-11-25T04:09:00.000-08:00

Heyloo Butches

just a short post . im rili sry of wad i saed to u . but honestly , i mean wad i saed . hope u would understand my situation . pls jgn mrh2 lgi . and to her ; dok kalau naq sgt pat dier gy jek larh . no ones stopping u . dah taq kuaser naq mrh2 lgi . do wadever u want . haishh , tkd mood btol .

ps/; ernest , get well soon yeahh . kesian aku ngok kau tdi . but theres nth much i can do . kae2 , tc .

2009-11-24T18:44:00.000-08:00

Wednesday , 25 November 09

Heyloo Whores

sry nvr post yesterdae . was too tired at home after coming back frm ECP . woot , it . yesterdae was like damn fun . srsly . those who nvr come will really regret iffah sundal , i hope ur reading dis post . aniwae , let me tell u bout yesterdae .

we all meet at bns kul 9 . but den ader arh org nie aru bgn . -.- !! ... hahas . dah kene tunngu dier plak . last2 , dier/haran dtg kul 9.30 gituh psl umah dier dkat . den sumer dah dtg , kiter gy naek bus 966 . kae2 taq sumer dtg . ader yg paitao , cam gy lib sumer arh . lib kan lgi best dari ECP . -.-

den dah naek 966 , kiter ddk pat back row , yg laen pat dpan . kat back row ader tarm , haran , rasyid , dii ngn me . den dorg sumer maen taiti , aku dgr lagu den ngok pat luar . fuyoh , perh lamer perjalanan nyer . nk dkat satuhh jam gituh . kae2 , fast forward >>>>> turon bas , jln kaki gy ECP . went thru de underground tunnel . at last dah smpi . woot , happy2 .

kiter letaq barang2 sumer pat pondok 25c . den ader free time smpi kul 2 . ngok jam aru kul 11.30 . haiyahh . yg laen gy rent bicycle . gaya3 ngn jojo belikan kiter makanan . woot mcspicy dok . den kiter lepak2 pat pondok , maen taiti . den gaya3 ngn jojo gah dtg baleq , kiter pon mkn . dah lepas mkn , kiter gy jalan2 . first2 gy mac psl rasyid taq dpt mkn tdi . haiyah , kau nie dah gemok kene diet beh maseh naq mkn . heehs , jkjk .

dah pastuhh , gy arcade , arcade was like de best arh .gerek giler . maen tembak2 , racing etc. tpi yg paleng best skali kiter maen DDR . kimak shiok giler sak . memang memenatkan , tpi best . u shd try it . andand , guess hus de champion . lerr , dii larh . dieer pro giler . psl dier kan kaki panjang . hahas . kae2 , lepas maen arcade , jumper yg laen balek . den kiter gy maen bowling . woohoo , shiok sak . ader duer lane , satuh lane tarm , haran , syid ngn aku maen . lgi satuhh lane , yg ciner2 . hahs . den2 rasyid start dulu . pfft , igt kan maner nyer bgs , dah lepas limer rounds points dier maseh 7 . hahas . den jane help me arh . psl dier pon naq maen . so kasi jerh larh . den dier roll tuhh bola . at first terang2 taw naq masok longkang , tpi camner tahh boleh belok , den teros strike. kiter sumer dah cam terperanjat . hahas . well, gj jane . den ngah leading , me and jane . 2nd haran followed by haran den syid . beh tarm strike , den strike lgi and again . 3 times in a row sak . pro2 . last2 yg menang , ehemehem , me and jane . woot . tpi tarm 2nd dok . gjgj . kae2 , lepas maen bowling , kiter gy beach . maen air . woot , shiok giler .

kiter tukar ke 'wet attire ' . unfortunately , taq sumer bwk . haiyooh . tkp2 , some still join us . kiter uat sandcastles byk2 , den uat path utk link sumer castles . hahas , cool giler . den uat so-called well . korek2 , den air masok . hahas , cam milo sak air dier . hahaha . den amek2 gmbr . pastuh gy mandi laot . woot , gerek dongs . tarm , dii , haran , syd ngn wilfred sumer akai baju white . only me in blue . hahas odd one out . den kul 5 lebih gituhh sumer naq baleq . haiyahh , sedih sehhy . sblom dorg baleq kiter ader group photos . kae2 , den dorg baleq . yg stay cumer kiter2 jerh . kae2 den mandi laot lgi . kimak , perh gatal . sial jek . badan kiter sumer merah2 . hahas . den dah taq leh tahan , sumer kuar dari air . den kiter ddk2 pat pasir . pastuhh kiter uat circle of confession . hahas , gerek giler . 1st question jerh aku dah kener . well , u noe wad dey ask . i cannot tell cos dah promise ' ckp sini , habis sini ' . kae2 , den went back to de sea to wash our legs . den gy toilet . den smth funny happen . ader duer pompan nie nak basikal past us , den i wave arh . tkd niat paperh . den just jalan jerh . den tibe2 one of her frens , gy pat kiter mintaq my number . hahahahah . dah naq ketawer sak dat tyme . at last ckp taq leh , den jalan . masok toilet , gy mandi . dah habes mandi gy mkn pat mac . woohoo , mkn macspicy lgi . hahas . den kiter jalan baleq ke bustop . sumer dah penat giler sak . jln pon terhuyung-hayang . den citer2 ngn tarm , psl hantu sumer . hahas . tkd keje kiter . den kul 8 gituh , naek bas 966 gy balek . haiyooh , sumer tido . i tried to sleep tpi susah giler . cam taq leh gituhh . at last naq dkat smpi woodlands aru start naq tdo . haha , cam bodo gytuh . siang2 taq naq tdo .

kaes , den dah smpi inrerchange , sumer baleq . smpi umah ard kul 9 lebih gituhh . hahas , taq mandi taq aperh teros terlepak pat katel . penat sgt . kae2 dats all arh . tpi srsly , fun giler. tk bedek . shiok to de max . yg gerek : maen DDR . u shd try it . && mkn duer macspicy in a dae . wow , gerek giler . hahas , kaes till here peeps . update more soon .

2009-11-22T06:25:00.001-08:00

Sunday , 22 November 09

Heyloo Bitchoes

heyloo peoples . todae is a very boring dae . i had nth to post but was forced to . so post jek larh . kae2 , let me tell u wad happen todae .

todae i went out with my sister go sheng shiong . kiter gy beli dye rambot . color burgundy . u noe , cam red2 gituhh . den gy jumper afiq . haishh dier ngn my kakak tk habes2 gadoh . but dis tyme klakar nyer . smpi yg laen sumer terlibat . hahas . kae2 , fast forward >> . . den kul 3.45 gituhh jumper dii , ipin ngn zaid pat 202 . kiter gy maen bola . after a while den afiq dtg join kiter . tdi maen bola was abitt different sbb opponents kiter laen dari pade yg laen . bkn nk kurang ajar arh , tpi dorg pekak . nie pekak case mamang pekak . no joke . hahas , tpi ader yg klakar arh . psl dorg bobal cam alien . ade satu laki nie dah dribble sumer , den biler shoot taq goal . beh dier fed-up dier maki arh . den die kater 'she bye arh' . aku ngn zaid dah ketawer perh rabak . HAHAHAHAHAHAs . kae2 , cukop . tk baek kacau dorg . den biler ngah maen , ader nie pakcik dtg . kimak . one look tengok cam penageh dadah sak . ngan rambot panjang dier , kerinting . ader mirip2 mat rocker 8Os arh . hahas . den dier sub with me . sadsad . tpi tkp larh kan . dpt rest pastuhh minom coke . den2 kul 6 lebih kiter balek . cumer yg stay dii ngn ipin jek . zaid , afiq and me went home .

baleq teros mandi . beh lampu toilet rosak . kelip2 . dah biler ngah mandi , menyakitkan mater . aft dat gy dye rambot . akai bender yg tdi beli tuhh . dah cuci sumer , bole larh nmpk color dier sket2 . tk cam red arh . cam brown2 gituhh . okae larh . asalkan ader sket color .

kae2 , dats all . nth much kan . okae larh . at least ader fun . && dyed my hair . woot .. alrite , till here peeps . nk mkn . srsly lapar giler . kae , tc all .

ps/: im done trying to convince u . .

2009-11-21T03:59:00.001-08:00

Saturday , 21 November o9

Heyloo Bimbos

Well , nth much happen todae . very boring . but2 went out . gy jumper aida , lgi . so kuar umah kul 1.30 smpi saner ard 2 ++ like dat . dier ngn adeq2 dier . bobal2 , den naek atas . pastuhh baleq kul 5 gituhh . aida nk baleq , so kiter baleq arh . boring giler .

now at home , nth to do . like idiot . haishh . kaes just a short post . tkd mood .

ps/: sry kaes , srsly

2009-11-20T06:10:00.001-08:00

Friday , 20 November 09

Heyloo Fuckers

sry never post fer awhile . just plain lazy . srsly . but wad to do , dah ader blog so tepakser larh post jerh . kae2 , let me tell u wad happen todae ..

todae i went to school fer a stupid english course . just imagine arh nk ckp pledge utk nex year pon nk kene ader course . perh bodo . nie larh cikgu2 zaman skg . otak tkd . hehs . de thing start kul 10.30 but i came late . hahas , mls nk gy actualy . fer de test kiter kene uat our own announcement den either ckp pledge, sing school song or national anthem , depending on teachers' choice . naseb2 , my turn i jus have to sae de pledge . hahas , senang jek ckp pledge . kae2 fast forward >> ard 12 like dat finish . den we all went home . kaes , tk sumer . izwan gy solat jumaat , rasyid balek and me , gy jumper aida .

gy jumper aida pat 355 kat lai lai minimart . kul 1 lebih gituhh . i was kinda late actually . nie bus 912 ader sket lmbt . den2 ddk ngn dier . at first cam bodo arh , sumer diam jerh . den lamer2 dah okae . aru start bobal . hahas . den2 , dahh kene balek cos late mahh . but i dont want . aida pakser2 balek , maseh tk nk . hahas . malas nk balek . aida pon fed up agaknyer . hehs , sry lurh kaes . den kul 3 gituhh decided to balek . den jumper maria pat dalam bus 903 . haha , dah samer tinggi ngn dier . woot . dulu biler pri sch dier lgi tinggi . den bobal2 . aft dat teros balek .

yeahh , basicaly dats wad happen todae . not much but still had fun . =]

ps /:up to u larh nk cayer ke taq
psst/: kalau tkleh luperkan dier , why are u even with me ?

2009-11-18T03:16:00.000-08:00

Wednesday , 18 November 09

Heyloo Noobs

dis is my first post ever .. woot ! i wanna sae thx to Aida fer creating dis blog fer me .
Makaseh larh beb . tk kesah larh how de blog looks like . to me its NICE .
Kae2 , let me tell u wad i did todae .

Todae , i played soccer with my friends . At TigerCourt . u noe , dkat2 ngn 202 .
plan to meet at 2.30 but dey turned up much later . tpi tkp , kiter tk dpt maen smpi larh
kul 5. sbb hujan perh pasal . Dah ddk kat bawah blok . Naseb dii bwk poker card . so kiter maen larh tuhh card smpi hujan stop . Den kul 5 gytuu hujan pon stop . So we plae soccer pat tuhh court . As usual , kiter maen ngn 'member2' kiter . Aper ehk namer group dorg . Rasta ke aperh tahh . den cam biaser larh kan . Theory by tarm : kalau dorg kalah confem dorg mintak maen sets . Den kebetolan dorg kalah tdi . beh dorg mintak maen sets . Aku ngn tarm dah ketawer2 . HAHAHAHA . . .

Last2 , we finish playing at 7 . . perh penat . but tdi bole tahan fun arh . byk klakar .

Kaes , till here peeps .

2009-11-17T07:18:00.000-08:00

HELLO !